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ASSt. Editorial God's
Intro
"You Lost"
by Professor Vile
I
know some sad people. They will die before their time. I'm
certain of this. Can't help 'em though.
You
see, I think about too many things at once. When I meet a person,
I analyze their situation, put it in Perspective and offer some
sort of shallow solution to their dilemmas, but I find it impossible
to feel any true sympathy for them. Nothing escapes my wicked
sense of humor either. Even my own Girlfriend says that I am
insensitive.
Most
people with children should not have even given birth to them!
Most people cannot read their own freakin' language, yet they
bitch the loudest (in massacred English) about the foreigners
that come here and don't understand our shredded up native tongue!
Most cops should be in jail! Most teachers are retarded! Most
judges are crooked! Most laws do not serve the public at all!
Most Christians act more like Satanists! Most drug addicts wear
suits and ties! Most minorities are oppressed! Most relationships
should never have formed! Most friendships are based on competition
and jealousy! Most bosses dream about eating you up and shitting
you out! Most people's lives would be easier without YOU! Most
people suck! What are you gonna do about it?
NOTHING! You'll sit and bitch and let things get worse. You'll
never work to your potential and you will die unfulfilled. You'll
feel like a washed out, used up piece of garbage. You will fade
and fade away, until you lose all of your color. Prepare for
a life of regret culminating in an insignificant death.
Another
problem lies in your failure to see the goddamn stupidity of
the American educational system. Teachers treat you like shit
from the age of five. Yes, treat you like morons. They don't
educate you, either. Instead, they train you like dogs. DON'T
take this shit from your educators. Every student should hold
them to task. If a whole class hates a teacher, boycott that
class. If twenty students cut the same class every day, then
the board of education would take a good look at that teacher's
performance.
If
you can't beat 'em, and you don't wanna join 'em, then why don't
you just change 'em? Until you grow some balls, I don't wanna
hear any more your damn complaints. Most people suck, DO YOU?
The End
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